So, how did I get myself to start a new blog (and about something I have no clue about whatsoever). Well, the rumors are true. I'm pregnant! And I'm going to be a mother very soon. In less than 10 weeks, to be more precise. And since I am diving head first into a bottomless pool of amniotic fluid, soiled diapers, and osterized baby food, I thought I might as well write about it all; the cute with the not-so-cute, the firsts with the lasts, the oh so familiar with the what-the-hell-did-I-get-myself-into accounts of motherhood. If I'm grossed out, scared out of my wits, or just plain old clueless, there's no point in suffering alone, is there. Yes, I'm dragging you all down with me. <insert evil laugh here>
That said, I can't wait to be the bestest mom in the whole wide world.